Sitting back in an ancient recliner, feeling the wood grain under your tired palms, and taking a few puffs of a couple danker-than-dank memes is one of life's few remaining pleasures. For many of us, it is the sole justification for our ongoing existence. Work, obligations, and housing are all merely a means to an end. At the end of the day, we need a way to get to our dank memes.

That's why having a solid banquet of dankness in your back pocket for whenever the occasion to indulge presents itself is crucial. A smidgeon of dankness to brighten the day and take the sting out of all this. A couple of dank memes to cheer you up when you're having a bad day.

Take comfort in the knowledge that there will always be more where that came from if your own cache of dankness is starting to run low. The internet is awash in depressing memes, and we're nowhere close to exhausting them. So savor it with a gluttonous zeal.